- [pift]1. AND pifted [“piftad] tv. killed. (Past tense only. See also phfft.)□ He piffed his goldfish by mistake.□ The speeding car pifted the cat yesterday.2. AND pifted [“piftad] mod. dead.□ What will I do with a pifted cat?□ He’s as piffed as they come.3. mod. alcohol intoxicated. (See also piffled.)□ That guy is really piffed.□ How can anybody get that piffed on four beers?
Dictionary of American slang and colloquial expressions. 2015.